1 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,791 {\an8}♪ I unplug from all my worries I'm going on vacation, and I'm living again ♪ 2 00:00:39,875 --> 00:00:41,958 {\an8}♪ Sea, sex and sun As Gainsbourg says ♪ 3 00:00:42,041 --> 00:00:44,208 {\an8}♪ That’s the feeling From my beautiful days ♪ 4 00:00:47,166 --> 00:00:51,125 {\an8}♪ Saint-Tropez, its horde of breasts It’s light, delight, more sun, more fun ♪ 5 00:00:51,208 --> 00:00:54,958 {\an8}♪ Two weeks to have fun It's not Peru but it's the foot ♪ 6 00:00:55,041 --> 00:00:57,458 {\an8}♪ Monokini, mini bare ass, If you want to tan, 7 00:00:57,541 --> 00:00:59,041 {\an8}♪ You have to sunbathe naked ♪ 8 00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:00,375 {\an8}♪ Saint-Tropez ♪ 9 00:01:02,833 --> 00:01:04,083 {\an8}♪ Saint-Tropez ♪ 10 00:01:06,708 --> 00:01:07,750 {\an8}♪ Saint-Tropez ♪ 11 00:01:10,416 --> 00:01:12,375 {\an8}♪ Saint-Tropez ♪ 12 00:01:14,250 --> 00:01:15,291 {\an8}♪ Saint-Tropez ♪ 13 00:01:18,125 --> 00:01:19,208 {\an8}♪ Saint-Tropez ♪ 14 00:01:21,875 --> 00:01:22,916 {\an8}♪ Saint-Tropez ♪ 15 00:01:25,750 --> 00:01:27,333 {\an8}♪ Saint-Tropez ♪ 16 00:01:36,750 --> 00:01:38,625 {\an8}♪ Love, vacation Love, sunshine ♪ 17 00:01:38,708 --> 00:01:40,791 {\an8}♪ It's no problem It's not the same ♪ 18 00:01:40,875 --> 00:01:42,666 {\an8}♪ When I return, I will forget everything ♪ 19 00:01:42,750 --> 00:01:45,458 {\an8}♪ The most handsome guys The craziest kisses ♪ 20 00:01:48,375 --> 00:01:52,291 {\an8}♪ Saint-Tropez, its horde of breasts It’s light, delight, more sun, more fun ♪ 21 00:01:52,375 --> 00:01:56,458 {\an8}♪ I have my walkman, the sea and the sky That's it, I'm connected to the sun ♪ 22 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,041 {\an8}♪ Saint-Tropez ♪ 23 00:02:03,875 --> 00:02:05,500 {\an8}♪ Saint-Tropez ♪ 24 00:02:07,583 --> 00:02:08,791 {\an8}♪ Saint-Tropez ♪ 25 00:02:11,625 --> 00:02:13,708 {\an8}♪ Saint-Tropez ♪ 26 00:02:15,416 --> 00:02:16,916 {\an8}♪ Saint-Tropez ♪ 27 00:02:19,041 --> 00:02:20,375 {\an8}♪ Saint-Tropez ♪ 28 00:02:22,791 --> 00:02:24,000 {\an8}♪ Saint-Tropez ♪ 29 00:02:26,791 --> 00:02:28,541 {\an8}♪ Saint-Tropez ♪ 30 00:02:30,500 --> 00:02:32,208 {\an8}♪ Saint-Tropez ♪ 31 00:02:34,416 --> 00:02:35,833 {\an8}♪ Saint-Tropez ♪ 32 00:02:37,875 --> 00:02:39,250 {\an8}♪ Saint-Tropez ♪ 33 00:02:44,958 --> 00:02:46,375 - Anthony? - Yes ? 34 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:49,541 - What ? - Are we taking Brutus on vacation with us? 35 00:02:49,625 --> 00:02:51,500 No way, leave it to your mother. 36 00:02:51,583 --> 00:02:55,375 I was wrong to ask you, I already knew the answer. 37 00:02:56,666 --> 00:02:59,083 - I'm going. - It won't take you two hours? 38 00:02:59,166 --> 00:03:01,958 I go back and forth. Be ready when I come back. 39 00:03:02,041 --> 00:03:03,291 I'm just showering. 40 00:03:15,041 --> 00:03:16,625 Wait a second, I'm coming! 41 00:03:16,708 --> 00:03:19,333 It's always the same thing! 42 00:03:19,416 --> 00:03:21,291 It's always when we shower 43 00:03:21,375 --> 00:03:23,083 someone comes to ring the doorbell. 44 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,583 Who is there? Is that you, Charlotte? 45 00:03:41,083 --> 00:03:42,583 Who rang first? 46 00:03:43,833 --> 00:03:46,250 The postman, for a registered letter. 47 00:03:46,333 --> 00:03:47,750 Come back, I'm here. 48 00:03:49,041 --> 00:03:51,666 No time, I slipped the notice under the door. 49 00:03:58,041 --> 00:04:00,125 No, that's not true! 50 00:04:01,291 --> 00:04:02,458 Shit ! 51 00:04:03,958 --> 00:04:05,708 No panic. What to do? 52 00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:15,500 Hello, I have… Um… 53 00:04:15,583 --> 00:04:19,333 and then, obviously, It's stupid, but that's how it is. 54 00:04:41,083 --> 00:04:42,583 Ugh, not great. 55 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,500 “Ugh”? 56 00:04:50,041 --> 00:04:51,666 Okay, big measures. 57 00:04:57,750 --> 00:05:00,000 Ah, the cow! 58 00:05:02,250 --> 00:05:03,375 The balcony. 59 00:05:06,583 --> 00:05:08,208 Unless there's no one there. 60 00:05:10,208 --> 00:05:12,500 - Who is there? - Your neighbor. 61 00:05:12,583 --> 00:05:16,041 - What do you want ? - Return home via your balcony. 62 00:05:16,125 --> 00:05:18,291 - You don't have the key? - No. 63 00:05:18,375 --> 00:05:20,791 - Call a locksmith. - From where? 64 00:05:20,875 --> 00:05:23,083 Coffee, I don't have a phone. 65 00:05:23,166 --> 00:05:25,208 But I can't go out! 66 00:05:25,291 --> 00:05:28,958 - For what ? - I'm not covered enough. 67 00:05:31,041 --> 00:05:34,166 Be chic, Madame Bardot, open up for me. 68 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:36,750 I come in, I jump on your balcony, 69 00:05:36,833 --> 00:05:39,375 and you will never hear again talk about me. 70 00:05:44,583 --> 00:05:45,916 Turn around. 71 00:05:48,541 --> 00:05:49,625 I saw others! 72 00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:52,708 Olé! 73 00:05:59,875 --> 00:06:02,208 You are early, my darling! 74 00:06:02,291 --> 00:06:04,125 I finished my shift early! 75 00:06:06,416 --> 00:06:09,125 - Are you okay, Mr. Bardot? - It's okay, thank you. 76 00:06:11,750 --> 00:06:14,333 But what does that mean? Can you explain it to me? 77 00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:16,458 It's not what you think! 78 00:06:17,291 --> 00:06:18,958 That’s how it is, that’s life! 79 00:06:24,041 --> 00:06:25,750 I'm well advanced now. 80 00:06:26,416 --> 00:06:28,500 How annoying we can be, in life! 81 00:06:36,875 --> 00:06:39,083 Have you never seen anything? Is it funny? 82 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:41,250 Mators! Vicious people! 83 00:07:02,208 --> 00:07:03,250 Dear ? 84 00:07:06,958 --> 00:07:07,833 Dear ? 85 00:07:12,125 --> 00:07:13,166 Dear ? 86 00:07:16,541 --> 00:07:18,000 He's here, darling! 87 00:07:18,541 --> 00:07:20,458 What were you doing naked on the balcony? 88 00:07:20,541 --> 00:07:21,916 I expected that! 89 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:25,458 Among all the intelligent questions, you choose the stupidest one. 90 00:07:26,083 --> 00:07:28,375 Yes, what were you doing naked on the balcony? 91 00:07:28,458 --> 00:07:30,958 That's life ! What do you want me to tell you? 92 00:07:31,041 --> 00:07:33,875 I could have gone ice skating in the freezer, 93 00:07:33,958 --> 00:07:37,125 or skiing on the quarter of butter in the fridge. 94 00:07:37,208 --> 00:07:39,791 Instead, you find me naked on the balcony. 95 00:07:39,875 --> 00:07:42,000 I tell you again: this is life. 96 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:47,000 - You need to rest, teddy bear. - That's why we're going on vacation. 97 00:07:47,625 --> 00:07:48,666 Come on, hop on. 98 00:07:54,208 --> 00:07:55,708 The postman came by. 99 00:07:55,791 --> 00:07:58,916 If he comes back, It's me who irons it, the dung. 100 00:08:00,583 --> 00:08:03,333 Swarm! Christian and Laura must wait for us. 101 00:08:14,041 --> 00:08:16,875 You have to turn around, I forgot something. 102 00:08:16,958 --> 00:08:18,458 - What ? - My pills. 103 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:20,000 We don't care! 104 00:08:29,458 --> 00:08:31,458 If we don't go get my pills, 105 00:08:31,541 --> 00:08:33,541 you will sleep on the crutch. 106 00:08:33,625 --> 00:08:35,958 Let me go with your pills! 107 00:08:36,041 --> 00:08:38,958 We're not going into the desert, You will buy some on site. 108 00:08:39,041 --> 00:08:42,166 - You're just selfish, Antoine. - That's it, we'll tell him. 109 00:08:43,125 --> 00:08:46,583 I'm going to get Christian and Laura who have been waiting for an hour. 110 00:08:46,666 --> 00:08:49,375 - I'm coming with you. - No, keep the suitcases. 111 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:53,125 - Ah, men! - You, leave me alone! 112 00:08:53,958 --> 00:08:56,416 I pity you, my little lady! 113 00:08:56,958 --> 00:08:58,708 Did someone ask you something? 114 00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:03,291 Big pile! Bitch! Swelling! 115 00:09:03,375 --> 00:09:05,750 Stop breaking everything or I'll hit you! 116 00:09:07,166 --> 00:09:09,375 My Oscar! She ruined my Oscar! 117 00:09:10,541 --> 00:09:12,416 You're going to pay me for it, bitch! 118 00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:15,666 Coward ! Macho! Whore! 119 00:09:17,125 --> 00:09:19,500 - Are you saying that to me? - Perfectly! 120 00:09:23,291 --> 00:09:24,333 Am I disturbing? 121 00:09:24,416 --> 00:09:26,083 - You, shut up. - Ah OK. 122 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:28,583 Get dressed, We're late enough as it is! 123 00:09:29,250 --> 00:09:30,458 I have nothing to wear. 124 00:09:31,041 --> 00:09:32,666 The bad faith of women! 125 00:09:32,750 --> 00:09:33,791 What is this? 126 00:09:34,958 --> 00:09:37,041 A closet or Galeries Lafayette? 127 00:09:37,125 --> 00:09:39,500 I've already worn everything once or twice. 128 00:09:39,583 --> 00:09:41,791 - Oh, I'm here! - You, shut up. 129 00:09:41,875 --> 00:09:44,541 - I didn't say anything. - If: “I am here”. 130 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:47,750 - If we can talk no more. - Not when my wife yells at me. 131 00:09:49,333 --> 00:09:51,375 Your wife? That would hurt me! 132 00:09:51,458 --> 00:09:53,666 I will never marry a crook like you. 133 00:09:53,750 --> 00:09:57,083 No question of marrying a pain in the ass who sucks the air out of me! 134 00:09:57,666 --> 00:09:59,958 - Shall I suck the air out of you? - Perfectly. 135 00:10:00,625 --> 00:10:03,750 Two years of whining: "I have a stomach ache, I'm fat, 136 00:10:03,833 --> 00:10:07,208 - “I want to lose weight.” - It's not true! 137 00:10:07,291 --> 00:10:09,875 And your questions: “Is it an hour to get home? 138 00:10:09,958 --> 00:10:12,125 “Why are you late? Where were you?" 139 00:10:12,208 --> 00:10:14,333 I live with a cop, not a woman. 140 00:10:14,416 --> 00:10:15,541 Poor guy! 141 00:10:15,625 --> 00:10:17,958 You think I love live with a pervert? 142 00:10:19,208 --> 00:10:21,541 - Who are you talking about? - About you, obsessed! 143 00:10:21,625 --> 00:10:24,000 Monsieur wants to do more love normally. 144 00:10:24,083 --> 00:10:26,500 I have to wear stockings, preferably black. 145 00:10:27,083 --> 00:10:29,500 - And suspender belts. - You're exaggerating. 146 00:10:30,333 --> 00:10:32,583 - Do you like these things? - It's funny. 147 00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:34,708 Shut up, don't get involved in this. 148 00:10:34,791 --> 00:10:35,833 Okay, I'll shut up. 149 00:10:36,666 --> 00:10:39,333 What if that was all! But I'm forbidden from wearing jeans, 150 00:10:39,416 --> 00:10:41,708 I have to wear skirts, and no panties, 151 00:10:41,791 --> 00:10:43,541 but exclusively thongs, 152 00:10:44,166 --> 00:10:46,333 so he can see my ass on demand. 153 00:10:47,041 --> 00:10:48,916 Laura, Antoine is not interested. 154 00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:51,666 - You're not interested? - Ugh. 155 00:10:52,875 --> 00:10:56,125 What you like in a woman, It's his posterior. 156 00:10:56,208 --> 00:10:59,291 You should live with a pair of butts to be happy. 157 00:10:59,375 --> 00:11:02,958 But a pair of buttocks who does the housework, the laundry, 158 00:11:03,041 --> 00:11:04,000 and the food! 159 00:11:04,583 --> 00:11:06,916 That's enough! You go for it to the bathroom 160 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,875 otherwise, I'll throw you away out the window! 161 00:11:09,583 --> 00:11:10,916 At your command, darling. 162 00:11:12,916 --> 00:11:15,000 I like it when you talk to me kindly. 163 00:11:20,291 --> 00:11:22,500 She is nervous, but she has a nice ass. 164 00:11:53,541 --> 00:11:56,208 It feels good to stretch out the guiboles! 165 00:11:56,291 --> 00:11:58,083 My back hurts. 166 00:12:04,875 --> 00:12:07,083 -Laura? - Arnaud! 167 00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:16,500 - Who are they? - A danger. 168 00:12:16,583 --> 00:12:19,166 This is the perfect profile of the professional flirt. 169 00:12:20,666 --> 00:12:23,458 - What are you doing here? - I'm going on vacation with Gérard. 170 00:12:23,541 --> 00:12:25,833 - Hello, beauty. - Hello, Superman. 171 00:12:25,916 --> 00:12:29,000 -And you, what are you doing here? - We're also going on vacation. 172 00:12:29,083 --> 00:12:30,041 Come on, come on! 173 00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:37,833 - My friend Charlotte. - Hi. 174 00:12:37,916 --> 00:12:39,916 His friend Antoine and Christian, mine. 175 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,625 - Her fiancé. - Not yet ! 176 00:12:41,708 --> 00:12:42,875 It's just like. 177 00:12:42,958 --> 00:12:45,041 It's Arnaud, a childhood friend. 178 00:12:45,625 --> 00:12:48,583 - We were raised together. - Hello, badgers. 179 00:12:48,666 --> 00:12:50,458 I am Arnaud's muscles. 180 00:12:58,416 --> 00:12:59,583 That will be 300 francs. 181 00:12:59,666 --> 00:13:01,333 - Here, a tip. - THANKS. 182 00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:09,125 - And for motorcycles? - Full, to the brim. 183 00:13:09,208 --> 00:13:10,500 Okay. 184 00:13:10,583 --> 00:13:13,083 - Great, your car! - Do you want to try it? 185 00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:15,875 - Oh, yes! - OK, we'll go a long way together. 186 00:13:15,958 --> 00:13:18,416 We have things to say to each other, since time. 187 00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:20,750 - It won't be sad. - Come on, let's go. 188 00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:21,875 Do you want it? 189 00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:25,333 Thank you my darling, you look great! 190 00:13:29,166 --> 00:13:31,250 -And what do we do? - Follow us. 191 00:13:31,333 --> 00:13:33,291 Well let’s see! 192 00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:36,333 We can also open the way for you, while we're at it. 193 00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:37,625 It won't be necessary. 194 00:13:38,416 --> 00:13:40,833 If we ever get lost, 195 00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:43,958 we meet again on Departmental 532, OK? 196 00:13:44,041 --> 00:13:45,166 Hello, badgers. 197 00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:57,416 Did they just steal our girls? 198 00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:59,583 Anyway, it looks like it. Come on. 199 00:14:12,541 --> 00:14:14,416 Watch what you're doing, you big pig! 200 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:16,250 My motorcycle! But stop! 201 00:14:17,333 --> 00:14:18,375 Pardon. 202 00:14:26,625 --> 00:14:28,250 What an idiot, this guy! 203 00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:30,833 There is gasoline on the antiparasitic. Shit ! 204 00:14:30,916 --> 00:14:34,041 - What do we do? - I can't start like that! 205 00:14:34,125 --> 00:14:36,208 You have to disassemble and dry everything. 206 00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:46,083 Piss off! 207 00:14:48,458 --> 00:14:50,541 Life is all bullshit. 208 00:15:04,541 --> 00:15:07,708 - Do you remember in La Baule? - I almost drowned? 209 00:15:07,791 --> 00:15:10,416 Yes. I took you out of the water I don't know how. 210 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,541 - Hands off, Tarzan! - How are you ! 211 00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:17,708 - Is it coming? - It's almost over. 212 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,041 Not too soon. 213 00:15:20,791 --> 00:15:22,958 - A helping hand? - Especially not! 214 00:15:23,041 --> 00:15:24,500 Clumsy as you are! 215 00:15:24,583 --> 00:15:27,666 - Move around, we've already given. Come on ! - Ah good ? 216 00:15:34,791 --> 00:15:36,791 I don't see them, we had to lose them. 217 00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:38,000 OK, I'm slowing down. 218 00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:40,958 - For the villa, it's not a problem. - It's true ? 219 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:43,125 - Of course ! - Great. 220 00:15:43,833 --> 00:15:45,541 So say, 221 00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:48,041 at this pace, we will never be in Saint-Tropez. 222 00:15:48,125 --> 00:15:49,708 - Oh, no! - Saint-Tropez? 223 00:15:49,791 --> 00:15:50,916 It's great there! 224 00:15:51,625 --> 00:15:54,750 - Do you know? - No, I've never set foot there. 225 00:15:54,833 --> 00:15:56,125 Well then? 226 00:16:01,458 --> 00:16:03,875 Hey ! My money! 227 00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:06,291 The cows! 228 00:16:15,291 --> 00:16:18,125 Sorry, but we can't wait longer. 229 00:16:18,208 --> 00:16:19,875 It's normal! Have a good trip! 230 00:16:20,541 --> 00:16:23,666 - See you soon, and thank you! - Ciao! 231 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:31,041 What the hell are they doing? 232 00:16:51,833 --> 00:16:53,958 - Shall I take you? - No, thank you. 233 00:16:54,041 --> 00:16:55,333 Come on, come on! 234 00:16:59,291 --> 00:17:01,875 OK, but it will be 500 balls for each. 235 00:17:01,958 --> 00:17:03,291 Damn, I would have seen everything! 236 00:17:09,875 --> 00:17:10,916 Here they are! 237 00:17:11,708 --> 00:17:13,541 - Finally ! - We're here! 238 00:17:23,916 --> 00:17:26,000 - What happened to you? - A breakdown. 239 00:17:26,625 --> 00:17:29,041 You messed up well with the two rich people? 240 00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:30,541 We mostly waited for you. 241 00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:33,833 Good news: Arnaud is lending us his villa in Saint-Tropez. 242 00:17:33,916 --> 00:17:36,500 - Wow ! - Why is that? 243 00:17:36,583 --> 00:17:39,708 They are going on a 15-day cruise. 244 00:17:39,791 --> 00:17:41,416 - It's great, isn't it? - Yes, 245 00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:44,291 but I'm sure he just wants you at his disposal. 246 00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:45,625 You are exaggerating! 247 00:17:45,708 --> 00:17:47,958 He's a friend, he wanted to please us. 248 00:17:48,041 --> 00:17:51,166 You will tell your friend that if he continues, I will hit him. 249 00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:52,500 - That's all. - So say, 250 00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:55,000 I find it good, It will be a change from camping. 251 00:17:55,083 --> 00:17:56,708 - Do you think that's good? - Yes. 252 00:17:56,791 --> 00:17:58,875 If he comes, I hook him up with Charlotte. 253 00:17:58,958 --> 00:18:01,625 You're nice, you! 254 00:18:01,708 --> 00:18:05,041 It's not a bad idea, he has a good face! 255 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,333 How so ? Do you want to get away? 256 00:18:07,416 --> 00:18:09,250 In Saint-Tropez, but with you. 257 00:19:48,708 --> 00:19:50,791 It looks cool! 258 00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:53,500 Great ! 259 00:19:59,083 --> 00:19:59,958 Great ! 260 00:20:02,708 --> 00:20:05,583 It's always the same who work! 261 00:20:05,666 --> 00:20:07,666 I'm all alone! 262 00:20:07,750 --> 00:20:09,958 It looks like a postcard! 263 00:20:10,958 --> 00:20:13,666 Sublime, this swimming pool! The water is crystal clear! 264 00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:15,083 She's cold! 265 00:20:15,166 --> 00:20:17,291 - Is it my fault? - I didn't say that! 266 00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:20,791 You seem to accuse me, as if it was my fault! 267 00:20:20,875 --> 00:20:23,041 I have the right to say that it is cold. 268 00:20:23,125 --> 00:20:24,500 We stop there, 269 00:20:24,583 --> 00:20:28,250 - you always want the last word. - I have the right to have an opinion. 270 00:20:28,333 --> 00:20:29,958 Yes, but not to upset me. 271 00:20:30,041 --> 00:20:33,291 The water is not cold, She's a little fresh, that's all. 272 00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:44,333 What's happening to you? 273 00:20:44,416 --> 00:20:46,041 The cow, she’s cold! 274 00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:51,791 Flawless. 275 00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,750 It has everything you need! 276 00:20:54,666 --> 00:20:57,416 - Except gas. - Logically, they cut it. 277 00:20:58,125 --> 00:21:00,208 - Still nothing. - Wait, I'll look. 278 00:21:03,291 --> 00:21:04,416 It's butane. 279 00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:07,958 Obviously, it is empty. 280 00:21:08,041 --> 00:21:09,375 So replace it. 281 00:21:09,458 --> 00:21:10,791 Have you seen what it weighs? 282 00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:12,166 You're strong. 283 00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:15,166 You want me to cross the village with 20 kg on the back, 284 00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:17,375 - exhausted as I am? - Why not ? 285 00:21:17,458 --> 00:21:20,291 Are you kidding? I'm on vacation, I'm wearing nothing. 286 00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:22,666 There won't be any gas, too bad. 287 00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:24,833 We will eat cold, or we won't eat. 288 00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:28,375 If you're boring like that, we're going to have a great vacation. 289 00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:34,541 Let's see the bed. 290 00:21:36,750 --> 00:21:39,583 They must have found it in a Mexican brothel! 291 00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:42,166 If you make love on it, you have to cum quickly, 292 00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:44,250 otherwise you will wake up the whole neighborhood. 293 00:21:46,375 --> 00:21:47,625 It smells like lavender. 294 00:21:49,333 --> 00:21:50,958 Will you help me make the bed? 295 00:21:52,041 --> 00:21:54,083 It's not bad, I say! 296 00:21:55,208 --> 00:21:56,458 It blows my mind! 297 00:21:57,166 --> 00:21:59,041 What is it? 298 00:21:59,125 --> 00:22:00,791 - It's a bar! - A bar? 299 00:22:00,875 --> 00:22:04,041 -Ricard. - To drink! 300 00:22:04,125 --> 00:22:06,375 - Vodka. - Is there anything less Cossack? 301 00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:07,916 You are demanding today. 302 00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:11,750 - A two-year-old whiskey? - Yes, my dear. 303 00:22:11,833 --> 00:22:13,291 So. 304 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:14,833 It's perfect! 305 00:22:15,708 --> 00:22:16,708 THANKS. 306 00:22:16,791 --> 00:22:19,875 - Shall we have a drink by the pool? - Yes. 307 00:22:19,958 --> 00:22:22,916 - How are you on vacation? - Stop, girls! 308 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,833 We are not your slaves, It’s vacation! Cool ! 309 00:22:25,916 --> 00:22:28,291 While we're setting up the house, 310 00:22:28,375 --> 00:22:30,166 you will think about shopping. 311 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,583 It's not a bad idea. 312 00:22:35,541 --> 00:22:36,833 - Are you coming? - Well yeah. 313 00:22:39,916 --> 00:22:41,666 - I have something to tell you. - Go ahead, 314 00:22:41,750 --> 00:22:44,583 I'm in a good mood, I can hear everything. 315 00:22:44,666 --> 00:22:47,000 - That's good. - Did you get an STD? 316 00:22:47,083 --> 00:22:49,083 - I lost the wallet. - Shit ! 317 00:22:49,166 --> 00:22:51,958 Don't shout! That’s how it is, I don’t have it! 318 00:22:52,041 --> 00:22:54,791 I looked in the suitcases, and nothing. Gone! 319 00:22:54,875 --> 00:22:57,500 - You don't miss one! - Well! 320 00:23:21,875 --> 00:23:24,791 - It was great. - Yes, but I'm dead tired. 321 00:23:27,333 --> 00:23:28,916 Not bad, the boards. 322 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,083 Well curled, just the way I like them. 323 00:23:31,166 --> 00:23:32,458 - Ingeu? - Yes ? 324 00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:40,250 - Do you hear the bells of St Tropez? - Even those of Ramatuelle. 325 00:23:41,708 --> 00:23:43,916 - It's just a bump. - How clumsy! 326 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,791 We are sorry. 327 00:23:46,875 --> 00:23:47,875 There you go. 328 00:23:47,958 --> 00:23:49,916 - Is he in pain? - Him ? No ! 329 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,791 Christian. Are you on vacation? 330 00:23:51,875 --> 00:23:54,083 - For a week. - We are disembarking. 331 00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:56,250 - What are your first names? - Ingeu. 332 00:23:56,333 --> 00:23:58,166 - Leonor. - Karine. 333 00:23:58,250 --> 00:24:00,833 Ouch, cow! I'm in pain! 334 00:24:00,916 --> 00:24:03,708 - But is he injured? - Oh, yes! 335 00:24:03,791 --> 00:24:05,958 - Ouch, slowly. - You have a nice bump. 336 00:24:06,041 --> 00:24:09,166 Oh yes, ouch! 337 00:24:12,416 --> 00:24:14,500 - Nothing serious? - No, just a bump, 338 00:24:14,583 --> 00:24:17,750 - he packs a lot of weight, this actor. - Camembert, you! 339 00:24:17,833 --> 00:24:19,500 - Ingeu? - Yes ? 340 00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:22,250 Our friend needs with a cold water compress. 341 00:24:23,416 --> 00:24:24,916 Very cold water, even. 342 00:24:26,041 --> 00:24:27,083 All right. 343 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,041 Ouch! 344 00:24:31,208 --> 00:24:35,250 Let me go! I don't have any more pain! 345 00:24:35,333 --> 00:24:36,791 I don't hurt anymore! 346 00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:51,125 I was sure of that. 347 00:24:51,208 --> 00:24:53,375 Why did I give you the eight of clubs? 348 00:24:53,958 --> 00:24:56,875 They're still not there at 9 p.m. they don't care about the world. 349 00:24:58,166 --> 00:25:00,583 - You're not hungry? - Yes, it's starting, 350 00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:01,875 but the fridge is empty. 351 00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:03,958 I hope they are well. 352 00:25:04,041 --> 00:25:06,958 - Undress. - Here ? Right away ? 353 00:25:07,541 --> 00:25:10,000 Of course. Didn't he warn you? 354 00:25:10,083 --> 00:25:13,166 - What ? - We are giving a special evening. 355 00:25:13,708 --> 00:25:15,500 Very special. 356 00:25:15,583 --> 00:25:17,333 We love group meetings. 357 00:25:17,958 --> 00:25:20,333 - Let's say, as a naturist. - Ah good ! 358 00:25:20,416 --> 00:25:22,000 We have nothing against it! 359 00:25:23,250 --> 00:25:24,208 It's great! 360 00:25:24,291 --> 00:25:26,541 - Are there any girls? - More than boys. 361 00:25:26,625 --> 00:25:29,750 - Holy cow, that’s going to be a blast! - Our guests are already naked. 362 00:25:29,833 --> 00:25:32,458 - You must go in the same outfit. - Normal. 363 00:25:32,541 --> 00:25:34,000 To shock anyone. 364 00:25:34,083 --> 00:25:36,875 - Shall we keep our pants on? - That wouldn't be appropriate. 365 00:25:36,958 --> 00:25:38,500 Yes, we will look like rednecks. 366 00:25:39,041 --> 00:25:40,000 Okay, okay. 367 00:25:40,583 --> 00:25:41,541 Let's go. 368 00:25:49,583 --> 00:25:52,458 - Don't push! - We don't see anything there. 369 00:25:52,541 --> 00:25:55,458 - No power? - I don't know. 370 00:25:59,041 --> 00:26:00,083 The cow! 371 00:26:00,750 --> 00:26:03,166 - We look stupid! - You surprise me! 372 00:26:03,250 --> 00:26:04,500 Shit ! 373 00:26:04,583 --> 00:26:05,875 Champagne! 374 00:26:28,250 --> 00:26:29,291 11 p.m.! 375 00:26:30,583 --> 00:26:33,375 - As long as they didn't have an accident. - But no. 376 00:26:33,458 --> 00:26:36,583 - The hospital would have called. - And the morgue, while we're at it? 377 00:29:15,041 --> 00:29:17,666 You make love like a caveman. 378 00:29:17,750 --> 00:29:18,791 That's to say ? 379 00:29:22,041 --> 00:29:23,083 Fast. 380 00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:38,666 Shh! No noise! 381 00:29:38,750 --> 00:29:41,875 We can't see anything there! Didn't we have a bad place? 382 00:29:46,416 --> 00:29:48,125 You don't miss one! 383 00:29:48,750 --> 00:29:50,416 Help me instead of yelling at me. 384 00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:53,458 Definitely! 385 00:29:57,583 --> 00:29:59,208 - Shh! - I can't help it! 386 00:30:10,166 --> 00:30:11,458 Shh! 387 00:30:15,083 --> 00:30:16,291 The cow! 388 00:30:16,375 --> 00:30:19,083 - Shh, we'll wake them up. - It hurts! 389 00:30:19,166 --> 00:30:20,916 Is it an hour to get home? 390 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,791 It's nice, you waited for us! 391 00:30:23,875 --> 00:30:25,041 Where is the food? 392 00:30:26,333 --> 00:30:28,791 I will tell you, it's simple, 393 00:30:28,875 --> 00:30:30,875 It’s that yesterday we… 394 00:30:30,958 --> 00:30:32,291 I understood. 395 00:30:32,375 --> 00:30:35,500 - We don't ask you where you were. - Go back. Come on. 396 00:30:35,583 --> 00:30:39,041 - And how. - But anyway, wait! 397 00:30:39,916 --> 00:30:40,958 Charlotte! 398 00:31:01,666 --> 00:31:03,083 Hello, girls! 399 00:31:05,125 --> 00:31:06,541 Hello, girls! 400 00:31:06,625 --> 00:31:07,916 Asshole! 401 00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:10,750 Hello, Viktor! 402 00:31:12,708 --> 00:31:13,958 Are you coming? 403 00:31:17,833 --> 00:31:19,041 Hello, Viktor! 404 00:31:20,083 --> 00:31:21,125 Hello, Viktor! 405 00:31:24,541 --> 00:31:25,625 Gosh! 406 00:31:25,708 --> 00:31:29,000 Even girls? It's starting to do well, machos! 407 00:31:29,083 --> 00:31:32,625 How she annoys me, this year! 408 00:32:11,833 --> 00:32:12,875 Good morning. 409 00:32:13,416 --> 00:32:16,708 - Do you have a cabin? - Yes, take the middle one. 410 00:32:16,791 --> 00:32:18,041 Okay. 411 00:32:22,458 --> 00:32:24,250 - My lord. - Thank you, my good man. 412 00:32:24,333 --> 00:32:27,791 You just listened "New Paradise" on Radio Saint-Tropez. 413 00:32:31,541 --> 00:32:33,208 I have dry hair! 414 00:32:33,291 --> 00:32:34,333 Wait. 415 00:32:35,166 --> 00:32:36,208 Come on. 416 00:32:37,166 --> 00:32:38,166 It's me ! 417 00:32:38,250 --> 00:32:39,833 I want to swim! 418 00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:43,166 - Do you have sunscreen oil? - Yes, I took it. 419 00:32:46,916 --> 00:32:48,583 Hey, Travolta! 420 00:32:48,666 --> 00:32:51,916 -Chris! - Yeah ! 421 00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:59,125 Girls! Look who’s there! 422 00:32:59,208 --> 00:33:00,583 Yeah, great! 423 00:33:16,416 --> 00:33:18,791 - Have you thought of me? - All night. 424 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:26,375 no one ever made me love as well as you. 425 00:33:26,458 --> 00:33:29,125 - Tomorrow, I will surpass myself. - You'll see! 426 00:33:29,208 --> 00:33:31,750 Tomorrow we surpass ourselves on top of each other? 427 00:33:33,166 --> 00:33:35,708 - I've heard enough. - The scum! 428 00:33:41,916 --> 00:33:42,958 Shit ! 429 00:33:43,583 --> 00:33:47,125 - Is that all you have to say? - Don't be fooled by appearances. 430 00:33:47,208 --> 00:33:48,250 Poor guy! 431 00:33:50,375 --> 00:33:52,416 Attention ! Our girls! 432 00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:55,416 - Aren't our girls great? - No, ours! 433 00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:58,500 - Have you seen them? - Yes, they saw and heard us. 434 00:33:58,583 --> 00:34:00,250 - Shit. - I already said that. 435 00:34:00,333 --> 00:34:03,291 - Shall we play volleyball? - Go ahead, I'll join you. 436 00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:05,208 Charlotte, wait for me! 437 00:34:08,416 --> 00:34:10,125 Charlotte, wait for me! 438 00:34:12,708 --> 00:34:15,375 Let me go, you bitch! And never touch me again! 439 00:34:15,458 --> 00:34:17,708 - There's a misunderstanding! - Not for me! 440 00:34:17,791 --> 00:34:19,875 Where are you going, Christian? Wait for us! 441 00:34:20,541 --> 00:34:22,625 - What is he doing? - Is he leaving? 442 00:34:22,708 --> 00:34:23,916 Yes, he's leaving. 443 00:34:24,833 --> 00:34:27,916 - Laura, understand that… - That you are trash, I know it. 444 00:34:29,708 --> 00:34:32,708 You see, you're losing your temper... for nothing. 445 00:34:32,791 --> 00:34:33,833 Eh ? 446 00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:36,875 - Charlotte, my darling… - Crush yourself, Antoine, 447 00:34:36,958 --> 00:34:40,583 and know that the first guy not too stupid that I come across, I do it to myself. 448 00:34:40,666 --> 00:34:41,708 And me too. 449 00:34:41,791 --> 00:34:44,250 - You're not going to do that? - We're going to embarrass ourselves! 450 00:34:49,250 --> 00:34:51,625 - Well ? What is happening? - Are you okay? 451 00:34:51,708 --> 00:34:54,166 If these girls wanted to take us on board, 452 00:34:54,250 --> 00:34:56,083 we refused, you know us. 453 00:34:56,166 --> 00:34:59,666 - Well, well! - Yes, it’s crazy how much we like it! 454 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,791 Shall we do this volleyball? 455 00:35:03,875 --> 00:35:06,958 - Let's relax! - Yes, let's go! 456 00:35:08,125 --> 00:35:09,583 Don't look back! 457 00:35:10,125 --> 00:35:13,250 You are right, let's make a circus for them! 458 00:35:18,625 --> 00:35:19,791 - Yours! - Yes ! 459 00:35:19,875 --> 00:35:21,541 Hop! Yeah ! 460 00:35:21,625 --> 00:35:24,500 - Listen ! - Incredible, that! 461 00:35:24,583 --> 00:35:26,125 - Put it back. - It's yours. 462 00:35:26,208 --> 00:35:27,250 - Ah good ? - Come on. 463 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,041 - Go ahead! - Anthony! 464 00:35:47,916 --> 00:35:51,291 - Do you see what I see, Gérard? - Are these our friends? 465 00:35:53,916 --> 00:35:57,916 So that they die of jealousy, We should be flirted with. 466 00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,166 Two, preferably. 467 00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:02,500 Would you like it, Charlotte? 468 00:36:03,041 --> 00:36:05,125 - Huh, the athlete? - Yes, 469 00:36:05,208 --> 00:36:07,875 and like a beast! And you, with Laura? 470 00:36:09,041 --> 00:36:12,166 It's true that she has changed a lot, 471 00:36:12,250 --> 00:36:14,375 She hooks me up really well now. 472 00:36:17,916 --> 00:36:19,958 Do you see what I see? 473 00:36:20,833 --> 00:36:22,916 - Arnaud! - Gerard! 474 00:36:25,583 --> 00:36:28,583 - Are you doing it on purpose? - I can't do everything! 475 00:36:28,666 --> 00:36:31,791 I can't play and watch the coast, did you understand me? 476 00:36:31,875 --> 00:36:35,000 - Yes ! - Here, mine! 477 00:36:36,166 --> 00:36:37,875 Help them up. 478 00:36:40,125 --> 00:36:42,208 - How are you ? - Hello, girls! 479 00:36:42,916 --> 00:36:46,041 - Glad to see us again? - You can't imagine how many! 480 00:36:46,708 --> 00:36:48,166 Come on, one after the other. 481 00:36:51,333 --> 00:36:52,375 Gently ! 482 00:37:01,666 --> 00:37:02,875 They didn't take long. 483 00:37:13,125 --> 00:37:15,666 It's crazy! What do they have more than us? 484 00:37:15,750 --> 00:37:19,291 A super car, a villa, some money and a yacht. 485 00:37:19,375 --> 00:37:21,208 It won't happen like that! Come! 486 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:28,125 It had to happen, he always has his mind elsewhere. 487 00:37:28,791 --> 00:37:32,000 - Ouch! - Relax! Take a deep breath! 488 00:37:32,958 --> 00:37:37,125 - And blow! - Ouch! No ! Let me go! 489 00:37:37,208 --> 00:37:39,500 Aren't they swollen enough like that? 490 00:37:43,125 --> 00:37:46,041 Have you finally abandoned your biker? 491 00:37:46,125 --> 00:37:47,458 For a moment, yes. 492 00:37:48,083 --> 00:37:49,916 Just long enough to make love. 493 00:37:51,125 --> 00:37:53,208 It's a good idea, It hooks me. 494 00:37:54,416 --> 00:37:56,500 - I really want you. - Not me. 495 00:37:57,416 --> 00:37:59,708 You don't like the sex symbol what am I? 496 00:38:00,541 --> 00:38:03,666 Stop messing around, This is not the time! 497 00:38:04,958 --> 00:38:06,625 You're right, I'll let it go. 498 00:38:06,708 --> 00:38:08,583 We start again from the beginning. 499 00:38:08,666 --> 00:38:10,750 Since I saw you again, Laura, 500 00:38:11,416 --> 00:38:13,958 I haven't stopped thinking about you. 501 00:38:14,666 --> 00:38:16,750 Are you playing the violins for me? 502 00:38:17,583 --> 00:38:20,708 Arnaud! Can you come? I can't find the champagne bucket. 503 00:38:20,791 --> 00:38:23,166 The small staff has anxieties. 504 00:38:23,250 --> 00:38:24,583 You should go see. 505 00:38:25,958 --> 00:38:27,000 I'll come back. 506 00:38:33,291 --> 00:38:35,375 Is your playboy always like this? 507 00:38:35,458 --> 00:38:38,458 I'm used to it, he has been playing heartthrobs since he was little. 508 00:38:38,541 --> 00:38:39,541 I see the type: 509 00:38:39,625 --> 00:38:41,625 he wants to be connected, watch his look, 510 00:38:41,708 --> 00:38:44,083 play macho, but behaves like a redneck. 511 00:38:45,250 --> 00:38:46,666 At the table! 512 00:38:46,750 --> 00:38:48,666 That's good, I'm hungry. Are you coming? 513 00:38:48,750 --> 00:38:49,750 I join you. 514 00:38:53,875 --> 00:38:55,791 - And Charlotte? - She makes love. 515 00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:57,416 - With whom ? - The sun. 516 00:38:57,500 --> 00:38:58,708 I want to see that. 517 00:39:00,583 --> 00:39:03,250 - Will you get me a drink? - Champagne Piper-Heidsieck. 518 00:39:03,333 --> 00:39:04,333 Classy, ​​right? 519 00:39:19,291 --> 00:39:22,458 - Are you looking at my muscles? - Not particularly, no. 520 00:39:22,541 --> 00:39:23,875 I look at everything. 521 00:39:23,958 --> 00:39:27,083 - Do you like it? - Why are you putting yourself up for sale? 522 00:39:27,708 --> 00:39:29,291 The body is important. 523 00:39:29,375 --> 00:39:31,333 But be careful, it takes work. 524 00:39:31,416 --> 00:39:32,458 Every morning… 525 00:39:32,541 --> 00:39:35,375 - And what do you do in the evening? - I see models. 526 00:39:36,083 --> 00:39:37,208 That's good. 527 00:39:37,291 --> 00:39:39,791 - What do you do for a living ? - Model. 528 00:39:39,875 --> 00:39:42,125 No joke! Have you ever posed in Playboy? 529 00:39:42,916 --> 00:39:45,916 Not yet. You want to propose to me the central page? 530 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,500 You should, with your breasts! 531 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,250 So say, 532 00:39:53,333 --> 00:39:54,750 You lack training! 533 00:39:57,750 --> 00:39:59,541 It's all crazy. 534 00:39:59,625 --> 00:40:00,875 It's disgusting, yes. 535 00:40:00,958 --> 00:40:02,375 It's the boomerang. 536 00:40:02,458 --> 00:40:05,750 We sent it too hard, and we get it in the face. 537 00:40:05,833 --> 00:40:08,666 It's not a reason to hit the first comers. 538 00:40:08,750 --> 00:40:11,208 A deceived woman is worse than a wounded animal: 539 00:40:11,291 --> 00:40:13,166 - she will want revenge. - Do you think so? 540 00:40:13,250 --> 00:40:15,333 Yes. They apply the law of retaliation. 541 00:40:15,958 --> 00:40:17,791 An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. 542 00:40:17,875 --> 00:40:18,916 Yeah. 543 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,833 If they stay level of the head, it will be fine. 544 00:40:21,916 --> 00:40:23,208 That's it, it'll be fine. 545 00:40:23,291 --> 00:40:25,875 As long as there is love, there is hope. 546 00:40:25,958 --> 00:40:27,750 - Let's summarize the situation. - Yes. 547 00:40:27,833 --> 00:40:30,208 Two women and two men are on a boat. 548 00:40:30,291 --> 00:40:33,750 - The boat is leaving, what is left? - Two cuckolds on the sidewalk. 549 00:40:38,375 --> 00:40:40,458 Come on, my dear! 550 00:40:41,125 --> 00:40:43,708 - If you change your mind, you call me. - Yes. 551 00:40:44,416 --> 00:40:45,791 See you soon, I hope. 552 00:40:46,625 --> 00:40:49,291 Hope, dream, but don't count not too much on me. 553 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,041 Femme fatale! 554 00:40:53,833 --> 00:40:55,708 I'm going to ask Jerry for a sailboat, 555 00:40:55,791 --> 00:40:58,166 I'm sure it will work better. 556 00:40:58,250 --> 00:40:59,291 - Certainly. - Yes. 557 00:41:09,583 --> 00:41:13,125 - Something that interests you? - Yes, the doll that moves. 558 00:41:13,208 --> 00:41:15,541 It's more exciting than a truck! 559 00:41:15,625 --> 00:41:18,333 Speaking of trucks, I would like to see the engine. 560 00:41:18,416 --> 00:41:20,583 Don't move, I'll show you. 561 00:41:34,666 --> 00:41:35,625 Won ! 562 00:41:38,750 --> 00:41:40,958 Hey ! I take it. 563 00:41:41,041 --> 00:41:43,125 - Who are you going to give it to? - To Charlotte! 564 00:41:46,958 --> 00:41:49,250 He's going to have to take it easy, the Christian. 565 00:42:04,625 --> 00:42:05,958 It's so nice! THANKS. 566 00:42:07,291 --> 00:42:09,125 - Where is Christian? - He left. 567 00:42:09,791 --> 00:42:11,875 - In Paris? - But no, at the villa! 568 00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:14,583 You are a love! 569 00:42:14,666 --> 00:42:16,875 You are going to kiss everyone? 570 00:42:16,958 --> 00:42:19,916 Yes, that will teach you to play Don Juan. 571 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,375 I'm getting a guy when I want, where I want. 572 00:42:22,916 --> 00:42:26,041 - I don't do it for a reason. - Which ? 573 00:42:27,375 --> 00:42:28,416 Guess, moron. 574 00:42:32,750 --> 00:42:35,875 Charlotte! People are looking at us. 575 00:42:48,208 --> 00:42:51,333 - Did you get kicked off the boat? - Did the girl take you home? 576 00:42:55,083 --> 00:42:56,458 What are you doing ? 577 00:42:56,541 --> 00:42:58,000 You see clearly: I'm leaving. 578 00:42:59,166 --> 00:43:01,250 - With whom ? - Especially not you. 579 00:43:02,083 --> 00:43:03,083 Perfect ! 580 00:43:07,541 --> 00:43:08,875 I'm leaving too. 581 00:43:10,708 --> 00:43:11,750 Have a good trip. 582 00:43:13,791 --> 00:43:15,666 You don't ask me Who am I going with? 583 00:43:17,541 --> 00:43:18,750 It doesn't interest me anymore. 584 00:43:18,833 --> 00:43:19,833 Bitch! 585 00:43:24,333 --> 00:43:26,333 - So, is it better? - Yeah ! 586 00:43:26,416 --> 00:43:27,791 Gently ! 587 00:43:27,875 --> 00:43:30,958 What do you want! It’s crazy how much I like it! 588 00:43:41,166 --> 00:43:43,958 Well, since we have nothing left to say goodbye. 589 00:43:44,041 --> 00:43:45,083 Bye. 590 00:43:48,208 --> 00:43:50,416 - Aren't you leaving? - I'm waiting for you to leave. 591 00:43:50,500 --> 00:43:52,625 I will leave whenever I want! 592 00:43:52,708 --> 00:43:54,875 Go ahead, gawd! It will do it once again! 593 00:43:54,958 --> 00:43:56,750 Are you looking for a fight? Okay. 594 00:43:58,375 --> 00:44:00,250 What's wrong with you? Are you crazy? 595 00:44:00,333 --> 00:44:02,375 Let's wash our dirty laundry until the end! 596 00:44:07,416 --> 00:44:08,500 Bitch! 597 00:44:08,583 --> 00:44:11,041 I hate you! You're such a little idiot! 598 00:44:11,958 --> 00:44:14,000 Keep it up, I love it when you're like that! 599 00:44:14,083 --> 00:44:16,458 How I could live with a weirdo like you? 600 00:44:18,625 --> 00:44:21,291 How ? What did you say? 601 00:44:21,875 --> 00:44:22,916 I love you. 602 00:44:23,833 --> 00:44:25,583 Why don't you ever tell me? 603 00:44:25,666 --> 00:44:28,083 He's not my type, even if I think he is. 604 00:44:29,208 --> 00:44:31,291 - Do you love me? - Yes. 605 00:44:32,125 --> 00:44:33,958 Do you really love me? 606 00:45:02,083 --> 00:45:03,875 What the hell are they doing? 607 00:45:04,541 --> 00:45:07,666 - I'm worried about Laura. - How curious you are! 608 00:45:09,125 --> 00:45:11,208 - I'll call her back. - That's it. 609 00:45:23,125 --> 00:45:25,416 Nothing happened with Arnaud. 610 00:45:27,458 --> 00:45:30,833 - And you, with the girl, last night? - With the girl? 611 00:45:32,333 --> 00:45:35,041 Nothing happened, she was completely drunk, 612 00:45:35,125 --> 00:45:37,041 but she would have liked to. 613 00:45:37,125 --> 00:45:40,250 But you know me, I'm serious, you have nothing to fear. 614 00:45:47,208 --> 00:45:50,333 - The phone! - Let it ring, it does its job. 615 00:46:00,375 --> 00:46:03,166 We'll resume later, I will answer. 616 00:46:03,250 --> 00:46:05,416 We can never be calm. 617 00:46:12,750 --> 00:46:15,583 - Hello ? - Hello ? Is that you, Laura? 618 00:46:15,666 --> 00:46:17,958 Tell me, how did it go? 619 00:46:18,041 --> 00:46:19,916 Magnificent, old girl! 620 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:23,291 I followed your advice to the letter, It worked great! 621 00:46:24,166 --> 00:46:25,583 No, he's at my knees! 622 00:46:28,791 --> 00:46:30,875 Well, not quite. 623 00:46:33,750 --> 00:46:34,791 Charlotte? 624 00:46:35,583 --> 00:46:37,666 Have you ever had sex on the phone? 625 00:46:39,083 --> 00:46:40,166 Eh ? What ? 626 00:46:41,541 --> 00:46:43,625 Hello ? 627 00:46:44,291 --> 00:46:45,958 Shit… 628 00:46:54,125 --> 00:46:55,208 So? 629 00:47:00,916 --> 00:47:02,666 Make me think, tonight, 630 00:47:03,750 --> 00:47:05,666 I have a phone call to make. 631 00:47:16,375 --> 00:47:17,500 Are you coming? 632 00:47:17,583 --> 00:47:20,708 Excuse me, but I'm on to something here. 633 00:47:20,791 --> 00:47:23,916 - And me, then? - You will return on foot, you are a sportsman. 634 00:47:25,208 --> 00:47:26,250 Shit, then. 635 00:47:52,958 --> 00:47:54,958 Do you know that you understood everything? 636 00:48:11,458 --> 00:48:13,833 Aren't you going to join your gorilla? 637 00:48:13,916 --> 00:48:15,375 Don't be stupid, Antoine. 638 00:48:15,458 --> 00:48:18,375 - No cheating, eh? - Stop, it's not funny. 639 00:48:18,458 --> 00:48:20,541 So let me do it, we'll have a laugh. 640 00:48:28,708 --> 00:48:30,416 Yeah ! 641 00:48:31,666 --> 00:48:33,666 - Whiskey? - A milk. 642 00:48:33,750 --> 00:48:36,875 - With strawberries? It will make you look younger. - Nature. 643 00:48:38,291 --> 00:48:39,375 You are beautiful, you! 644 00:48:41,583 --> 00:48:44,333 - He's mine, I've seen him before. - What are you getting involved in? 645 00:48:44,416 --> 00:48:47,458 Don't fight, there will be something for everyone. 646 00:48:48,041 --> 00:48:50,375 - He's cute! - What does this one want? 647 00:48:50,458 --> 00:48:52,916 Calm down, each take their turn! 648 00:48:56,625 --> 00:48:59,083 - He's handsome, too! - I've seen it before! 649 00:49:01,083 --> 00:49:02,666 Do you know that I like you? 650 00:49:04,500 --> 00:49:05,625 Should I buy you a drink? 651 00:49:43,333 --> 00:49:46,916 - Is there something, boss? - One cop can hide another. 652 00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,375 - There are no cops. - So we have to be careful. 653 00:49:49,458 --> 00:49:51,750 The boss is right, we can never be wary enough. 654 00:49:51,833 --> 00:49:53,583 Especially when we get home. 655 00:50:03,166 --> 00:50:04,666 Wait for me here. 656 00:50:05,666 --> 00:50:08,041 - Look like you're at home. - OK, boss. 657 00:50:17,291 --> 00:50:18,541 What the hell is this? 658 00:50:21,291 --> 00:50:24,541 - Is anyone there? - There's us, boss! 659 00:50:25,791 --> 00:50:27,875 What is this outfit? 660 00:50:27,958 --> 00:50:30,833 You told us to look like with us, 661 00:50:30,916 --> 00:50:31,875 so there you go. 662 00:50:31,958 --> 00:50:33,333 What if we have problems? 663 00:50:34,375 --> 00:50:35,958 Always ready! 664 00:51:12,458 --> 00:51:13,750 Hold. 665 00:51:15,916 --> 00:51:17,666 Damn, you took a hit there. 666 00:51:23,708 --> 00:51:26,833 Like this, the trigger will be more flexible. 667 00:51:27,875 --> 00:51:28,916 Let me see. 668 00:51:30,291 --> 00:51:31,333 Are you stupid, or what? 669 00:51:33,250 --> 00:51:34,250 Do we have visitors? 670 00:51:34,333 --> 00:51:37,541 No, it was Marco who shot on a swallow. 671 00:51:38,166 --> 00:51:39,333 Did he kill a cop? 672 00:51:39,416 --> 00:51:41,333 No, the shot went off on its own. 673 00:51:41,416 --> 00:51:43,416 I don't understand it! 674 00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:45,333 Calm down! It's relaxed. 675 00:51:45,416 --> 00:51:47,000 Come on, let’s get out of here! 676 00:51:56,416 --> 00:51:59,208 - Damn, it looks like the real thing! - Are there many? 677 00:51:59,291 --> 00:52:01,333 I don't know, maybe a hundred bricks. 678 00:52:01,416 --> 00:52:02,833 Come on, come to the car! 679 00:52:04,791 --> 00:52:07,500 - Are you going to try all this? - To begin with, yes. 680 00:52:08,041 --> 00:52:09,916 Well, let's get out of here! 681 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,083 We'll come back to pick you up in eight days. 682 00:52:13,375 --> 00:52:15,541 Take the opportunity to go shopping. 683 00:52:15,625 --> 00:52:19,166 - Don't act like the day before yesterday. - Take food for the week. 684 00:52:19,250 --> 00:52:20,666 Why not for the month? 685 00:52:21,750 --> 00:52:23,416 We only have 500 balls left. 686 00:52:23,500 --> 00:52:25,708 We're going to fool them and bring back the maximum. 687 00:52:25,791 --> 00:52:27,250 Oh yes ? And how? 688 00:52:28,166 --> 00:52:30,166 Don't worry, I have an idea. 689 00:52:30,250 --> 00:52:31,291 - Oh yeah? - Yes ! 690 00:52:33,083 --> 00:52:36,208 350, 400 and 100 which make 500. 691 00:52:36,791 --> 00:52:38,250 And enjoy your meal! 692 00:52:38,333 --> 00:52:39,375 THANKS. 693 00:52:41,833 --> 00:52:43,541 And for you, little lady? 694 00:52:43,625 --> 00:52:46,750 BUTCHER 695 00:52:49,625 --> 00:52:52,041 There you go, clever, well served. 696 00:52:52,125 --> 00:52:53,958 - Are you the boss? - For what ? 697 00:52:54,041 --> 00:52:55,833 Inspector Boiller, police. 698 00:52:55,916 --> 00:52:57,583 Does this guy mean anything to you? 699 00:52:58,333 --> 00:53:00,333 Gosh! I just served it! 700 00:53:00,416 --> 00:53:01,375 For what ? 701 00:53:01,458 --> 00:53:03,500 He sells fake notes of 500 francs. 702 00:53:03,583 --> 00:53:05,416 Hell, no! 703 00:53:06,041 --> 00:53:08,416 - He left just now! - Are you sure? 704 00:53:08,500 --> 00:53:10,458 - Yes, hold on. - Show. 705 00:53:13,458 --> 00:53:14,708 A fake, that's for sure. 706 00:53:14,791 --> 00:53:17,458 - I've got him! Where did he go? - This way! 707 00:53:17,541 --> 00:53:19,916 Hey ! And the ticket? 708 00:53:20,750 --> 00:53:21,916 Evidence. 709 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,458 And I summon you tomorrow at 5 a.m. at the police station 710 00:53:24,541 --> 00:53:27,333 to record your statement. Be on time. 711 00:53:29,833 --> 00:53:33,250 Do you know this man? He sells fake 500 notes. 712 00:53:33,333 --> 00:53:34,375 The bastard! 713 00:53:36,750 --> 00:53:37,708 But… 714 00:53:38,833 --> 00:53:41,000 A fake, that's for sure! Where did he go? 715 00:53:41,083 --> 00:53:42,333 This way. 716 00:53:42,416 --> 00:53:44,375 - Are you the boss? - For what ? 717 00:53:44,458 --> 00:53:46,458 Inspector Boiller, police. 718 00:53:46,541 --> 00:53:48,958 - Do you recognize him? - A little, my nephew! 719 00:53:49,041 --> 00:53:50,333 I just served it. 720 00:53:50,416 --> 00:53:52,250 He sells fake 500 notes. 721 00:53:52,333 --> 00:53:55,875 I don't care, he paid me with a 100 note. 722 00:53:56,458 --> 00:53:57,291 Oh? 723 00:53:58,875 --> 00:54:01,083 Why do you pay with 100 notes? 724 00:54:01,166 --> 00:54:03,333 Why not 10 cent coins? 725 00:54:03,416 --> 00:54:06,541 I can't help it if he doesn't have any change, I'm not going to lay any! 726 00:54:06,625 --> 00:54:08,166 It's not work! 727 00:54:08,250 --> 00:54:11,208 Go see if the florist doesn't have any, currency! 728 00:54:11,291 --> 00:54:12,708 Plus, she's cute. 729 00:54:13,583 --> 00:54:15,166 - Get dressed! - Yes ! 730 00:54:18,125 --> 00:54:20,208 Are you sure? Show the ticket? 731 00:54:42,541 --> 00:54:47,458 The food! 732 00:54:49,041 --> 00:54:50,250 Be careful, it's hot. 733 00:54:52,750 --> 00:54:54,250 Tonight we go to bed early. 734 00:54:54,333 --> 00:54:56,083 - For what ? - For two reasons. 735 00:54:56,166 --> 00:54:59,041 - The first? - You have to keep in great shape, 736 00:54:59,125 --> 00:55:01,375 because tomorrow will be a great sporting day. 737 00:55:01,916 --> 00:55:04,166 - The second? - The sooner we are in bed, 738 00:55:04,250 --> 00:55:07,083 the sooner we can make love to you like animals. 739 00:55:07,166 --> 00:55:08,541 Without asking our opinion? 740 00:55:08,625 --> 00:55:11,750 You ask us ours when you want it? No. 741 00:55:11,833 --> 00:55:13,208 - Oh my! - Ouch. 742 00:55:13,833 --> 00:55:15,916 - And me, then? - Here, help yourself. 743 00:55:16,666 --> 00:55:18,833 - Who wants bread? - And you, my darling? 744 00:55:19,375 --> 00:55:21,333 - THANKS ! - Enjoy your food ! 745 00:55:43,208 --> 00:55:45,791 - SO ? - I didn't see the boat or the son. 746 00:55:55,958 --> 00:55:57,000 It's getting bad, boss. 747 00:55:59,625 --> 00:56:02,750 COUNTERFEITERS ON THE CÔTE D’AZUR 748 00:56:03,416 --> 00:56:06,125 - We have to go to Italy! - Even further. 749 00:56:06,208 --> 00:56:08,416 - For that, you need the boat! - Where are we going? 750 00:56:08,500 --> 00:56:10,291 At the villa, Arnaud must be there. 751 00:56:15,958 --> 00:56:18,416 It's 11 a.m. and they're still asleep. 752 00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:21,416 Normal, reconciliation lasted until 6 a.m. 753 00:56:21,500 --> 00:56:24,625 - How do you know? - I heard the box spring. 754 00:56:25,291 --> 00:56:27,166 Ouch! I have a burn ! 755 00:56:28,166 --> 00:56:31,750 - I slept well. - I noticed that. 756 00:56:31,833 --> 00:56:34,875 You started snoring, it was nice. 757 00:56:34,958 --> 00:56:37,125 Sorry, I was exhausted. 758 00:56:38,083 --> 00:56:40,250 As luck would have it, I was in great shape. 759 00:56:52,708 --> 00:56:54,416 Breakfast! 760 00:56:56,916 --> 00:56:58,291 What's going on? 761 00:56:58,375 --> 00:56:59,750 The repair service. 762 00:57:01,708 --> 00:57:04,958 After your efforts of the night, we need to recharge the batteries! 763 00:57:06,041 --> 00:57:08,750 - I will be the godfather? - Shit, I forgot! 764 00:57:08,833 --> 00:57:10,750 Your mind was elsewhere. 765 00:57:10,833 --> 00:57:12,833 You should take the whole pack. 766 00:57:13,958 --> 00:57:16,041 Me too, you never know. 767 00:57:16,125 --> 00:57:17,625 The assault may be imminent. 768 00:57:19,875 --> 00:57:21,291 Oh, no! 769 00:57:22,125 --> 00:57:25,250 You're not going to start again? It's becoming indecent. 770 00:57:47,208 --> 00:57:49,166 Oh there, there are people! 771 00:57:49,250 --> 00:57:51,666 - It smells bad. - It smells as usual: 772 00:57:51,750 --> 00:57:53,083 lavender and rosemary. 773 00:57:53,166 --> 00:57:54,916 He means: it smells like chicken. 774 00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,625 He's probably my son who invited girls. 775 00:58:09,708 --> 00:58:13,166 - Can you take the goods? - No problem. 776 00:58:13,250 --> 00:58:16,375 If you are asked questions, you don't speak French. 777 00:58:16,916 --> 00:58:18,291 And what are we talking about? 778 00:58:18,375 --> 00:58:20,541 I don't want you to talk bullshit. 779 00:58:20,625 --> 00:58:23,750 - Do we usually say that? - No more than a minister. 780 00:58:24,541 --> 00:58:26,750 Okay, go take a look. 781 00:58:36,291 --> 00:58:39,791 Are you going to leave me? I forgive you. 782 00:58:39,875 --> 00:58:41,875 Life will be hard without you, 783 00:58:42,541 --> 00:58:45,791 but I will have the courage to carry you the cross of my suffering 784 00:58:45,875 --> 00:58:48,250 on the dry paths of despair. 785 00:58:49,583 --> 00:58:53,166 What an actor! How good I am! 786 00:59:08,041 --> 00:59:10,125 But who are you? 787 00:59:10,208 --> 00:59:12,416 No understanding! 788 00:59:14,625 --> 00:59:16,166 What are you doing here? 789 00:59:16,250 --> 00:59:18,083 Not speaking French. 790 00:59:18,166 --> 00:59:20,250 - Eh ? - Don't speak French! 791 00:59:20,333 --> 00:59:23,458 What are these manners? It's not a mill here! 792 00:59:23,541 --> 00:59:25,833 - Get out! - THANKS. 793 00:59:25,916 --> 00:59:27,500 You're not kidding me! 794 00:59:27,583 --> 00:59:30,791 - Get out, I said. - Yes ! 795 00:59:31,375 --> 00:59:34,125 - Hey ! - Who do they think they are? 796 00:59:34,208 --> 00:59:36,041 Be careful, I'm going to get angry! 797 00:59:36,125 --> 00:59:39,458 - Yes, get angry! - Can you hear me? Oh ! 798 00:59:54,083 --> 00:59:56,166 We've had enough fun! Wind! 799 01:00:03,125 --> 01:00:04,750 If it's for a hold-up, 800 01:00:04,833 --> 01:00:06,791 you are brown, we don't have any money. 801 01:00:06,875 --> 01:00:09,666 Don't panic, I mean you no harm. 802 01:00:11,541 --> 01:00:12,708 What is happening? 803 01:00:12,791 --> 01:00:15,791 These three kids enter as if they were at home. 804 01:00:15,875 --> 01:00:17,416 Don't embarrass yourself anymore. 805 01:00:17,500 --> 01:00:19,833 Excuse me, I fail in all my duties. 806 01:00:19,916 --> 01:00:22,500 I am Jerry Calavès, owner of the villa. 807 01:00:23,666 --> 01:00:25,208 What do you mean, the owner? 808 01:00:25,291 --> 01:00:27,333 Yes, this villa belongs to me. 809 01:00:27,416 --> 01:00:29,583 I thought I would find my son Arnaud there. 810 01:00:30,458 --> 01:00:33,333 Is he one of your friends? Is he here? 811 01:00:35,541 --> 01:00:39,416 Laura! My little island bird! 812 01:00:40,041 --> 01:00:42,208 Still so beautiful! Always superb! 813 01:00:42,291 --> 01:00:43,375 I am reassured. 814 01:00:43,458 --> 01:00:45,291 If you are here, Arnaud must be there. 815 01:00:45,875 --> 01:00:48,541 I knew that you had seen each other again in Paris, 816 01:00:48,625 --> 01:00:50,875 not that you pass your vacation together. 817 01:00:50,958 --> 01:00:54,125 A premature honeymoon, I guess? 818 01:00:56,583 --> 01:01:00,208 Tell me, where is he? I need the boat keys. 819 01:01:07,833 --> 01:01:10,958 Well ? Are you suddenly mute? 820 01:01:12,875 --> 01:01:15,541 I… Would I have been clumsy? 821 01:01:15,625 --> 01:01:18,500 On the contrary, you taught me a lot. 822 01:01:19,166 --> 01:01:20,208 Oh. 823 01:01:20,833 --> 01:01:23,916 This is the first time I want harm a woman. 824 01:01:27,208 --> 01:01:30,166 Christian! Listen to me! 825 01:01:30,250 --> 01:01:32,208 We have nothing more to say to each other! 826 01:01:32,291 --> 01:01:34,166 Wait for me, Christian! 827 01:01:36,458 --> 01:01:38,041 And then shit! 828 01:01:40,666 --> 01:01:41,708 Can I help you? 829 01:01:41,791 --> 01:01:43,833 It's already done, thank you. 830 01:01:52,208 --> 01:01:55,000 Let's hurry! I'm afraid let him do something stupid. 831 01:01:57,958 --> 01:01:59,083 Wait for me! 832 01:02:08,333 --> 01:02:09,375 And me, then? 833 01:02:15,458 --> 01:02:16,500 I swear to you! 834 01:02:38,708 --> 01:02:40,750 Should I call the cops to activate you? 835 01:02:40,833 --> 01:02:43,625 - No understanding. - Don't speak French. 836 01:02:43,708 --> 01:02:45,958 - Is the bullshit over? - Yes. 837 01:03:10,375 --> 01:03:12,166 Wait for me, finally! 838 01:03:22,833 --> 01:03:25,166 We don't know where your boat is. 839 01:03:25,250 --> 01:03:27,333 Who cares, we'll steal another one! 840 01:03:36,708 --> 01:03:38,041 We're chasing him! 841 01:04:02,541 --> 01:04:05,791 For once the cops are in front of us, slow down. 842 01:04:38,083 --> 01:04:39,833 Papers, please. 843 01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:45,416 Here they are, my papers. 844 01:04:54,041 --> 01:04:56,916 - Aren't things better, girls? - No. 845 01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:59,458 An aspirin, rest, and you will recover. 846 01:05:00,041 --> 01:05:01,458 - Hi ! - Bye ! 847 01:05:01,541 --> 01:05:03,958 We will never know if it was good business. 848 01:05:04,041 --> 01:05:07,000 We had to fall on the only two girls on the Coast 849 01:05:07,083 --> 01:05:08,250 who are seasick. 850 01:05:08,333 --> 01:05:09,958 - Shall we have a drink? - Come on. 851 01:05:12,958 --> 01:05:16,083 - Are you sure? - Yes, they cheated the traders. 852 01:05:16,166 --> 01:05:20,125 I recognize them. Especially the skinny one, Calavès. 853 01:05:20,208 --> 01:05:21,833 Arnaud Calavès. 854 01:05:22,833 --> 01:05:25,500 Christian! I need to talk to you! 855 01:05:26,375 --> 01:05:28,791 - Who are they? - My wife and my sister-in-law. 856 01:05:28,875 --> 01:05:31,583 Bitch! Bunch of bastards! 857 01:05:33,791 --> 01:05:36,916 - And who is the champion? - My brother-in-law. 858 01:05:39,750 --> 01:05:42,500 I'm not in the game anymore, you will explain to me. 859 01:05:44,583 --> 01:05:47,833 I never cheated on you, he's a childhood friend. 860 01:05:47,916 --> 01:05:50,291 When we were little, they called us “the little fiancés”. 861 01:05:50,375 --> 01:05:51,708 - You don't believe me? - No. 862 01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:01,875 My son is here, we will be able to recover the boat. 863 01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:04,708 - God is with us. - The police too. 864 01:06:05,333 --> 01:06:06,583 What are we risking? 865 01:06:06,666 --> 01:06:09,708 - We are summer visitors like the others. - No understanding. 866 01:06:09,791 --> 01:06:11,375 That's it, play dumb. 867 01:06:12,166 --> 01:06:13,958 - Boy, please? - Yes ? 868 01:06:14,041 --> 01:06:15,791 Good morning. Two Dubonnets. 869 01:06:15,875 --> 01:06:17,916 Tell me, to go to Cap Camarat… 870 01:06:21,791 --> 01:06:24,250 And is this one also family? 871 01:06:24,333 --> 01:06:26,583 Not yet, but I have to be careful, 872 01:06:26,666 --> 01:06:28,958 he could become the father-in-law of my wife. 873 01:06:30,916 --> 01:06:33,166 Yes of course. 874 01:06:34,458 --> 01:06:36,083 - Hello, Gérard. - Good morning. 875 01:06:36,666 --> 01:06:38,291 - Hello, dad. - Hello, son. 876 01:06:38,375 --> 01:06:40,666 - Are you having anything? - Yes, the boat, 877 01:06:40,750 --> 01:06:42,583 - I'll leave the car to you. - Okay. 878 01:06:42,666 --> 01:06:45,708 - The same thing for Monsieur. - And a packet from Pall Mall. 879 01:06:45,791 --> 01:06:48,916 - Don't you sit down? - Yes, but two minutes. 880 01:06:51,750 --> 01:06:53,291 - Is she late? - Who ? 881 01:06:53,375 --> 01:06:56,625 - Laura, of course! - I'm not waiting for it. 882 01:06:56,708 --> 01:06:58,208 I don't understand you. 883 01:06:58,291 --> 01:07:00,541 It's risky to leave her with friends. 884 01:07:00,625 --> 01:07:02,750 You won't complain if you're a cuckold. 885 01:07:03,583 --> 01:07:06,208 Jerry! I already told you that she was just a friend. 886 01:07:06,291 --> 01:07:09,166 You are wrong! With a pretty girl like that, 887 01:07:09,250 --> 01:07:12,041 I would pass easily from friendship to love. 888 01:07:12,125 --> 01:07:13,791 You, surely, but not me. 889 01:07:13,875 --> 01:07:17,000 I have a lot of tenderness for her. 890 01:07:17,083 --> 01:07:20,166 - Yes. - As for a childhood friend. 891 01:07:23,166 --> 01:07:25,125 - Now let's go. - No ! 892 01:07:25,208 --> 01:07:27,625 For what ? You come back on your statement? 893 01:07:28,708 --> 01:07:30,125 No, no. 894 01:07:31,333 --> 01:07:33,083 - On vacation! - To the girls! 895 01:07:33,166 --> 01:07:34,208 To Italy! 896 01:07:35,083 --> 01:07:36,625 Nobody moves. 897 01:07:36,708 --> 01:07:38,625 Inspector Boiller. 898 01:07:38,708 --> 01:07:41,125 Sorry to interrupt such a friendly meeting, 899 01:07:41,208 --> 01:07:44,083 but I will ask you to follow me to the police station. 900 01:07:44,166 --> 01:07:46,666 - For what reason? - Identity verification, 901 01:07:46,750 --> 01:07:48,625 plus a few questions. 902 01:07:48,708 --> 01:07:49,708 About what? 903 01:07:50,458 --> 01:07:53,708 You know that criminals fake notes flow 904 01:07:53,791 --> 01:07:54,958 in the region. 905 01:07:55,708 --> 01:07:58,833 - Interesting. Are you aware? - No. 906 01:07:59,583 --> 01:08:02,791 - How does this concern us? - Are you Calavès Arnaud? 907 01:08:02,875 --> 01:08:04,875 - Yes. - Several witnesses saw you 908 01:08:04,958 --> 01:08:06,791 sell fake 500 notes. 909 01:08:07,375 --> 01:08:09,791 Is this a joke? 910 01:08:09,875 --> 01:08:11,583 Do I look like I'm having fun? 911 01:08:12,250 --> 01:08:15,375 Mr Inspector, I fear that you will commit 912 01:08:15,458 --> 01:08:16,583 a big mistake. 913 01:08:17,458 --> 01:08:18,833 Be quiet, sir. 914 01:08:18,916 --> 01:08:21,416 He's my father, speak to him in a different tone. 915 01:08:21,500 --> 01:08:23,625 - Shut up. - Ah OK ! 916 01:08:23,708 --> 01:08:26,291 We fly high on the wings of courtesy. 917 01:08:26,375 --> 01:08:29,583 - I have nothing to do with it. - I hope so for you. 918 01:08:29,666 --> 01:08:31,666 Are you following me or am I using force? 919 01:08:32,291 --> 01:08:34,583 It's madness! Did I dream there? 920 01:08:35,375 --> 01:08:38,500 Call me a crook! And my father, too! 921 01:08:38,583 --> 01:08:40,375 You're getting angry there, Arnaud. Let's go. 922 01:08:40,458 --> 01:08:41,708 This cop pisses me off! 923 01:08:42,333 --> 01:08:44,791 Moderate your expressions, please! 924 01:08:44,875 --> 01:08:46,958 If I want, kepi! 925 01:08:47,041 --> 01:08:50,000 No joke! Are these fakes? 926 01:08:55,333 --> 01:08:56,458 No. 927 01:08:58,250 --> 01:09:01,375 - Shall we leave? - Not without the boss. Turn around. 928 01:09:03,791 --> 01:09:04,833 Magnify yourself. 929 01:09:06,333 --> 01:09:08,750 It's unfortunate to annoy the world! 930 01:09:08,833 --> 01:09:10,625 Let's get this over with, get out your money. 931 01:09:17,083 --> 01:09:19,250 You pushed the envelope a bit far, no? 932 01:09:19,333 --> 01:09:22,458 - You're right, I'll fix it. - Wait, listen. 933 01:09:22,541 --> 01:09:26,208 While we're at it, my father has to take out the change? 934 01:09:26,291 --> 01:09:29,250 It's useless, Mr. Inspector didn't ask me. 935 01:09:30,416 --> 01:09:31,583 I ask you. 936 01:09:32,166 --> 01:09:33,125 Oh. 937 01:09:33,833 --> 01:09:35,166 I ask you. 938 01:09:35,250 --> 01:09:37,333 See? He suspects everyone. 939 01:09:37,416 --> 01:09:40,208 Take out your wheat, I can't take it anymore, I'm breaking down. 940 01:09:43,333 --> 01:09:45,416 - THANKS. - Are these fakes? 941 01:09:47,750 --> 01:09:48,833 Yes ! 942 01:09:50,125 --> 01:09:53,416 - No ! - No, evidence. 943 01:09:54,083 --> 01:09:57,208 It's not possible, he's sick! Get treatment! 944 01:09:57,916 --> 01:10:00,541 He sees gangsters and fake bills everywhere! 945 01:10:00,625 --> 01:10:03,083 There may be some in my father's suitcase! 946 01:10:03,916 --> 01:10:05,166 You never know! 947 01:10:06,041 --> 01:10:08,125 - He suspects you too! - Calm down. 948 01:10:08,208 --> 01:10:11,000 - Not when my father is accused. - He didn't accuse me. 949 01:10:11,083 --> 01:10:15,166 Give that. We will laugh when your underwear blows up in his face. 950 01:10:15,250 --> 01:10:17,416 - I forbid you! - No false modesty! 951 01:10:17,500 --> 01:10:20,625 He knows what disorder is. Give me that. 952 01:10:20,708 --> 01:10:21,791 - Don't open it. - Yes. 953 01:10:21,875 --> 01:10:23,833 - Non. - Yes. Here are the socks… 954 01:10:23,916 --> 01:10:26,083 What is… 955 01:10:26,166 --> 01:10:27,750 It's a joke! 956 01:10:27,833 --> 01:10:29,875 Who is the bastard who put them there? 957 01:10:32,625 --> 01:10:33,791 Now let's go. 958 01:10:39,291 --> 01:10:41,333 There is manure in this rotten world. 959 01:10:42,166 --> 01:10:44,250 I'm not making you say that. 960 01:10:44,333 --> 01:10:45,875 Oui. 961 01:10:45,958 --> 01:10:48,833 Gentlemen, I am stopping you for trafficking in counterfeit money. 962 01:10:49,666 --> 01:10:51,833 - Mr. Inspector! - Oui ? 963 01:10:51,916 --> 01:10:54,958 Arnaud and Gérard have nothing to do with it, I lied out of stupidity. 964 01:10:55,041 --> 01:10:56,041 Everything was wrong. 965 01:10:56,125 --> 01:10:58,166 - Even these tickets? - Shit, then! 966 01:11:02,250 --> 01:11:03,500 Roll! 967 01:11:06,375 --> 01:11:08,125 Don't shoot! 968 01:11:12,916 --> 01:11:15,000 Take these pretty people to the station. 969 01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:22,791 Follow the white convertible! 970 01:11:26,333 --> 01:11:27,500 Come on, move forward. 971 01:11:27,583 --> 01:11:29,416 - We didn't do anything! - Let's hurry! 972 01:11:29,500 --> 01:11:31,958 I have nothing to do with it! He's not my father, 973 01:11:32,041 --> 01:11:35,083 but my father-in-law. He recognized me, but I don't know him. 974 01:11:35,166 --> 01:11:36,791 - How are you ! - Exactly, no! 975 01:11:36,875 --> 01:11:38,750 I'm sorry about your father-in-law. 976 01:11:38,833 --> 01:11:41,333 Don't worry, They don't have it yet! 977 01:12:48,333 --> 01:12:49,458 Go for it, good God! 978 01:12:49,541 --> 01:12:52,250 I can't go any faster, I'm maxed out! 979 01:13:01,666 --> 01:13:04,666 - Should I take a shortcut? - Don't ask any questions, go ahead! 980 01:13:25,958 --> 01:13:28,208 Burrs? All right ! But not on us! 981 01:13:34,708 --> 01:13:37,833 - Excuse me, boss! - Come on, go for it! 982 01:13:39,833 --> 01:13:42,958 - Have a nice vacation! - Why are you complaining? 983 01:13:43,041 --> 01:13:46,291 With your sex stories, It's normal that we have problems. 984 01:13:46,375 --> 01:13:48,125 - Elegant. - How are you ! 985 01:13:48,208 --> 01:13:50,583 - Are you being upset? - No, I'm happy! 986 01:13:55,125 --> 01:13:56,458 You two, over there! 987 01:14:06,208 --> 01:14:08,291 But where is he then? 988 01:14:09,208 --> 01:14:11,458 - Be careful, behind! - Eh ? 989 01:14:11,541 --> 01:14:13,083 Damn, missing more than them! 990 01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:17,750 - What are you doing? - You see clearly. 991 01:14:26,750 --> 01:14:28,541 Gentlemen, ladies, please. 992 01:14:29,541 --> 01:14:32,000 It's not too early! 993 01:14:38,125 --> 01:14:41,583 - What's going on? - It's nothing. Let go. 994 01:14:45,041 --> 01:14:47,583 Excuse me, Inspector Morand will receive you. 995 01:14:47,666 --> 01:14:49,583 When you know whatever you want! 996 01:14:50,333 --> 01:14:53,458 - What are you doing? - You're going to shut up, yes? 997 01:14:54,166 --> 01:14:55,208 Shh! 998 01:15:08,333 --> 01:15:09,583 Tank hit! 999 01:15:10,791 --> 01:15:12,333 Windshield hit! 1000 01:15:12,416 --> 01:15:14,500 Are you playing naval battle or what? 1001 01:15:14,583 --> 01:15:17,250 Ouch, affected shoulder! Pardon. 1002 01:15:44,458 --> 01:15:47,666 Damn, what’s happening to me! It's not possible! 1003 01:15:47,750 --> 01:15:48,958 How am I going to do it? 1004 01:15:49,625 --> 01:15:50,666 Stop! 1005 01:15:50,750 --> 01:15:52,208 Attention ! 1006 01:15:52,291 --> 01:15:54,375 - What am I doing? - Go for it! 1007 01:15:58,708 --> 01:16:02,208 But that’s not possible! You motherfuckers! 1008 01:16:12,041 --> 01:16:13,958 And two grilled chickens, two! 1009 01:16:14,875 --> 01:16:17,083 What the hell are we doing? 1010 01:16:17,166 --> 01:16:20,250 Go for it! We have to catch them before the border! 1011 01:16:22,458 --> 01:16:25,583 POLICE STATION 1012 01:16:26,416 --> 01:16:28,875 - Are we free? - Not quite. 1013 01:16:28,958 --> 01:16:31,625 You remain available of justice. 1014 01:16:31,708 --> 01:16:34,708 - There will be no sequels? - For the crooks, yes. 1015 01:16:34,791 --> 01:16:37,375 It's all good, then. Goodbye, Commissioner. 1016 01:16:37,458 --> 01:16:39,666 - Hello, kids! - Commissioner. 1017 01:16:39,750 --> 01:16:41,041 Yes ? Oh yes ! 1018 01:16:42,333 --> 01:16:43,375 Young people? 1019 01:16:45,125 --> 01:16:47,833 - Which of you is Antoine Gethel? - Me. 1020 01:16:47,916 --> 01:16:50,791 - What have I done? - Have you lost your wallet? 1021 01:16:50,875 --> 01:16:53,250 Yes. 1022 01:16:53,333 --> 01:16:55,625 You are lucky, it was reported to me. 1023 01:16:55,708 --> 01:16:57,916 There’s even all the money! 1024 01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:00,833 It's nice to see Let there be honest people left! 1025 01:17:00,916 --> 01:17:02,166 Did you lose the money? 1026 01:17:02,250 --> 01:17:04,458 Yes, but I knew that I would find him again. 1027 01:17:04,541 --> 01:17:07,208 - You could have told me. - Don't bicker. 1028 01:17:07,291 --> 01:17:09,333 - I have good news. - Which ? 1029 01:17:09,416 --> 01:17:12,958 The Banque de France will reward which will help in the capture of the hoodlums. 1030 01:17:14,083 --> 01:17:17,625 - How much reward? - I don't know, 30 to 40 bricks. 1031 01:17:17,708 --> 01:17:20,291 - New? - Elders, don't mess around. 1032 01:17:20,375 --> 01:17:23,375 - Not fakes? - Don't mess with it! 1033 01:17:23,458 --> 01:17:25,666 - Come on, get out. - Yes ! Hi ! 1034 01:17:36,166 --> 01:17:38,083 We lost them, boss! 1035 01:17:38,166 --> 01:17:41,291 So much the better ! Don't slow down, put the eraser on! 1036 01:17:41,375 --> 01:17:43,541 We won't go far, the gauge is at zero. 1037 01:17:43,625 --> 01:17:45,750 Obviously, gasoline is on the road. 1038 01:17:46,291 --> 01:17:48,583 - We will never arrive in Italy. - But yes! 1039 01:17:48,666 --> 01:17:49,625 - But no ! - If ! 1040 01:17:49,708 --> 01:17:51,458 - No. - I tell you yes! 1041 01:17:51,541 --> 01:17:52,583 Good. 1042 01:17:54,750 --> 01:17:55,708 There ! 1043 01:18:08,750 --> 01:18:10,125 Police ! 1044 01:18:10,208 --> 01:18:12,375 - What's going on? - What were you doing? 1045 01:18:12,458 --> 01:18:15,333 - We were talking. - The pants on the knees? 1046 01:18:15,416 --> 01:18:17,750 I pass on the attack to modesty. 1047 01:18:17,833 --> 01:18:20,916 Change car, it will be more comfortable for you! 1048 01:18:22,500 --> 01:18:23,708 Come on, Marco! 1049 01:18:37,791 --> 01:18:38,791 Hey ! 1050 01:18:40,625 --> 01:18:44,541 You forgot something! 1051 01:18:59,625 --> 01:19:02,750 But then! But it’s a world, that! 1052 01:19:06,708 --> 01:19:09,833 Hurry up! This is insane! 1053 01:19:11,958 --> 01:19:15,083 SO ? That's not true! 1054 01:19:15,708 --> 01:19:16,916 But that's not true! 1055 01:19:29,291 --> 01:19:33,708 Yes ! Yes ! 1056 01:19:58,958 --> 01:20:01,250 The car is moving, they are in it. 1057 01:20:01,333 --> 01:20:03,500 You over there, and you over there. We hold them. 1058 01:20:10,583 --> 01:20:11,583 Appointment ! 1059 01:20:13,375 --> 01:20:14,708 Get off! 1060 01:20:34,666 --> 01:20:36,958 Here we go ! They must not escape! 1061 01:21:07,250 --> 01:21:08,791 Now that we're rich! 1062 01:21:09,916 --> 01:21:11,083 We invite you all! 1063 01:21:12,375 --> 01:21:14,708 We're going to have some amazing food! 1064 01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:19,083 And then we'll go have fun at Papagayo! 1065 01:21:20,416 --> 01:21:22,750 And the rest of the night, we will make love! 1066 01:21:22,833 --> 01:21:24,291 If we're not exhausted! 1067 01:21:25,666 --> 01:21:27,041 Long live love! 1068 01:21:27,125 --> 01:21:28,166 Long live men! 1069 01:21:29,291 --> 01:21:30,458 If there are any left! 1070 01:21:30,541 --> 01:21:31,791 Let it be said… 1071 01:21:32,666 --> 01:21:33,958 Long live France! 1072 01:21:34,583 --> 01:21:36,166 And the surrounding countries! 1073 01:21:47,416 --> 01:21:48,583 I'm fed up! 1074 01:21:49,708 --> 01:21:51,000 That's not true! 1075 01:21:51,083 --> 01:21:54,333 I can't help it if there's more water in this fucking radiator! 1076 01:21:54,416 --> 01:21:57,291 It will be easy to find a car in this hole! 1077 01:21:57,375 --> 01:22:01,083 You, up there, the Ancient, help us get out of here! 1078 01:22:04,458 --> 01:22:05,500 THANKS ! 1079 01:22:22,125 --> 01:22:24,791 - We lost them! - No, impossible! 1080 01:22:24,875 --> 01:22:26,583 There is only this road! 1081 01:22:39,583 --> 01:22:42,500 To the right, but to the right! 1082 01:22:42,583 --> 01:22:44,916 Damn! There are VPs that are lost! 1083 01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:48,708 - We're dead, they're ahead! - They're going to catch us at the border. 1084 01:22:48,791 --> 01:22:50,291 But shut up! 1085 01:23:14,458 --> 01:23:17,458 Sir ! Did you see three men pass by? 1086 01:23:17,541 --> 01:23:18,875 No, I didn't see anyone. 1087 01:23:28,958 --> 01:23:32,083 Do you see? It's like this that we lose advancement. 1088 01:23:32,833 --> 01:23:34,916 - Doesn't that ruin your appetite? - Eh. 1089 01:23:36,333 --> 01:23:38,208 And they are rude! 1090 01:23:38,291 --> 01:23:40,333 Bastards! Rotten! 1091 01:23:40,416 --> 01:23:45,250 Scum! Onanists! Transvestites! 1092 01:23:52,750 --> 01:23:56,416 - Are you happy? - Yeah ! 1093 01:23:58,333 --> 01:24:00,750 - Do you know what would make me happy? - Tell me. 1094 01:24:00,833 --> 01:24:04,083 - A romantic trip to Italy. - It's like we're there. 1095 01:24:12,291 --> 01:24:13,916 Charlotte! I was looking for you. 1096 01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:16,250 - Frederick! - Do you know him? 1097 01:24:16,333 --> 01:24:17,541 - Yes ! - Who is it? 1098 01:24:17,625 --> 01:24:19,333 A childhood friend. 1099 01:24:21,750 --> 01:24:23,583 - Hello, Frédéric! - Hi. 1100 01:24:24,458 --> 01:24:25,916 You, come with me. 1101 01:24:28,666 --> 01:24:30,833 You, to begin with, you get out! 1102 01:24:30,916 --> 01:24:32,375 For Charlotte and for me, 1103 01:24:32,458 --> 01:24:35,375 I don't want to hear anymore no friends, no childhood! 1104 01:24:35,458 --> 01:24:37,750 Otherwise, it will be expensive, very expensive! 1105 01:24:37,833 --> 01:24:38,875 Come on, hop!